You still owe me a million dollars.” I’d presented him with a bill for proving his innocence and getting him freed from prison. He had yet to pay. Couldn’t imagine why.”Yeah, I was hoping we could work that out.””The interest alone is going to kill you.””What do you charge?””Three hundred eighty-seven percent.””Is that ethical?””It’s as ethical as my dating the son of Satan

You still owe me a million dollars.” I’d presented him with a bill for proving his innocence and getting him freed from prison. He had yet to pay. Couldn’t imagine why.”Yeah, I was hoping we could work that out.””The interest alone is going to kill you.””What do you charge?””Three hundred eighty-seven percent.””Is that ethical?””It’s as ethical as my dating the son of Satan (Darynda Jones, Fifth Grave Past the Light)