If you rely on others to accomplish something in life, you’ll end up accomplishing nothing (Abdulazeez Henry Musa)
For the record, I believe in God, but I do not believe in religion, period
For the record, I believe in God, but I do not believe in religion, period. (Rodrigo Duterte)
(…)we all recognize a likeness of Shakespeare the instant we see one, and yet we don’t really know what he looked like. It is like this with nearly every aspect of his life and character: He is at once the best known and least known of figures
(…)we all recognize a likeness of Shakespeare the instant we see one, and yet we don’t really know what he looked like. It is like this with nearly every aspect of his life and character: He is at once the best known and least known of figures. (Bill Bryson, Shakespeare: The World as Stage)
Bisexuals are really attracted to senior Lib Dems – as they are both a man and a great big pussy
Bisexuals are really attracted to senior Lib Dems – as they are both a man and a great big pussy (Frankie Boyle)
There are some forty-five thousand items in the average American supermarket and more than a quarter of them now contain corn
There are some forty-five thousand items in the average American supermarket and more than a quarter of them now contain corn. (Michael Pollan, The Omnivore’s Dilemma: A Natural History of Four Meals)
Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss
Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss (Douglas Adams)
My mum, in addition to trying to mutilate me with lobsters, always told me that shy kids get nothing
My mum, in addition to trying to mutilate me with lobsters, always told me that shy kids get nothing (Douglas Black, The Bucket List)
Life’s objective is life itself
Life’s objective is life itself (Johann von Goethe)
I walk the city, through its crush of people and its smells:body odour, rotting food, vomit and urine. A cocktail of oppression and freedom
I walk the city, through its crush of people and its smells:body odour, rotting food, vomit and urine. A cocktail of oppression and freedom (Emma Cameron, Cinnamon Rain)
I will drive the world crazywith love poems for you.So they can know how magnificent you areand how crazy I am
I will drive the world crazywith love poems for you.So they can know how magnificent you areand how crazy I am (Kamand Kojouri)